Campaign Annual 2007: Top 10 Diary Stories.

1. Muirhead follows in Sir Les Patterson's footsteps

There is obviously already one very prestigious title sitting in the upper echelons of 36 Golden Square, London.

However, Lord Saatchi has now been joined by Bill Muirhead, who has somehow picked up the honourable, and very handy, title of agent-general for South Australia.

Now, this may not sound as impressive as a Lordship, but the perks are quite phenomenal. Not only does this honour grant the antipodean an official residence in the UK, but also an official car (complete with little flags and plumage) and a diplomatic passport.

On further questioning about how Muirhead ended up receiving said honour, an M&C source explained: 'The title is given to well-reputed Australians in England. And because there are only two of those, and one's in jail, it fell in Muirhead's lap.'

2. Buonaguidi exposes his one-man crime crusade

Burglars of London beware. Dave Buonaguidi, the creative director and founder of Karmarama, is looking for you.

Writing in The Guardian, …