Kucinich went and married the youth vote.

Byline: Ellis Henican

Now here's another way that Dennis Kucinich stands out.

If the former boy mayor of Cleveland is elected next year, we don't just get a staunchly anti-war congressman as president. We get the first first lady in American history to arrive at the White House with a pierced tongue.

Probably, no one should mention this to Laura Bush. She'd be falling face down in the Rose Garden canapes at the thought. But for a 30-year-old hipster Brit like Elizabeth Kucinich, a full head taller than her height-challenged man, a little tongue stud is hardly worth a mention.

But you have to admit her 61-year-old husband has made the ultimate sacrifice for the youth vote. He married it.

That's more than Bill Clinton could say.

The truth is, in this field, big age gaps between the candidates and their spouses are less the exception than the norm. Jeri Thompson, at 40, could easily be husband Fred's daughter. And she looks it. Chris Dodd's second wife, Jackie, was barely old enough to vote when he first reached the Senate. (She couldn't when he entered the House.) By these standards, Rudy and Judith Giuliani, little more than a decade apart, are almost marital classmates. But then again, it's his third try, so he's had some experience working these things out.