If you don't believe it, you can look him up.

Somebody looked me up the other day. He was in town on business from Pittsburgh or Fitchburg, one or the other, and he was an old friend of either Peter or Bruce, I can't remember which.

The truth is that right now I am having a difficult time distinguishing Peter and Bruce in my mind and remembering whether Peter was the house painter or the financial planner and whether Bruce was the brain surgeon or the cement salesman. I have been to Pittsburgh, however, but never to Fitchburg.

At any rate, either Peter or Bruce was kind enough to tell their dear friend to look up their old acquaintance should they ever be in Buffalo.

It has been quite awhile since …