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Birthday-Boy Boob
"Last year, I wanted to organize something for my birthday, but my friends blew me off, and my parents said they already had plans. My girlfriend felt bad, so she took me to dinner. My mom had told me to be back by 9 to feed the dog, so after eating, my girl and I headed to my house and started making out in the car. By the time we got inside, both of our shirts were off. Wanting to take advantage of the empty house, I led her to the kitchen, and we lay down on the floor. Just then the lights came on, and we heard 'Surprise!' My parents had organized a surprise party with all of my friends but hadn't told my girl since she can't keep a ...