Cosmo readers share their most shocking stories and steamiest secrets.(CONFESSIONS)

Beeping Around

"I spent Easter at my boyfriend's house with his ultraconservative family. He had warned me not to mention the fact that we had slept together or even made out. Things were going great at dinner, and I was really impressing them with my good-girl act. Just as his grandmother was saying what a nice young lady I was, an alarm started going off. My boyfriend's little brother went to look for the source of the beeping. A few minutes later, he came back, handed me something, and said, 'Here you go.' He had found my pack of birth-control pills, which has a built-in alarm, and brought it for everyone to see. My boyfriend's parents haven't invited me back since."--Jess, 23

Project Runaway: Wicked Edition

"I'm one of two secretaries for a fashion designer, and I can't stand the other girl I work with. Even though the clothing is off-limits to us, the other secretary constantly borrows samples and wears them out. She makes sure to return them before our boss gets to work the next day. One morning after she returned a garment to the closet, I grabbed a deodorant and left white marks all over the dress. Since she's a size 2 and I'm an 8, our boss knew who had raided the closet when she saw the damage. The other secretary got chewed out and was nearly fired."--Maria, 33

I Didn't Moan It!

"My guy really wanted me to talk dirty during sex, but I was always too embarrassed. One night, when we were hooking up at his place, I finally got the courage. My guy was so turned on that I kept up the raunchy talk. When I walked out of his bedroom later, his roommates were all staring at me, then they burst out laughing. Apparently, my man wasn't the only one who enjoyed my dirty performance."--Carolina, 19

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