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"I took a girl to this nice restaurant and was feeling like a stud. But when the check came, I realized that I'd left my wallet at home, and she got stuck paying for it."--Nick Palazzo
"I was taking this girt to a movie, but I couldn't find the theater, so we wound up driving around for over an hour and missed the movie. She wasn't too happy."--Paulie Gionfriddo
"At dinner, my date said her feet hurt. Then she took off her shoes and whipped out a pair of fuzzy purple socks ...