ROCK SOLID; HOLLY HABER GOES UNDERCOVER TO DISCOVER WHETHER DIAMONDS REALLY ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.(Diamond moisturizer and Bio-Lift eye cream from Natura)

TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO, I HAD MY AURA balanced, and I thought the whole thing was preposterous. The dangling of a pendulum above various body parts to determine their energy charges, the placement of crystals in plastic cases upon those parts to correct deviant charges. Please.

I was snickering so much the little boxes were jiggling upon my prone body. But then I relaxed and listened to the whale songs playing in my private room. When the practitioner entered the room about 40 minutes later, I did not want him to remove those boxes. I felt glorious. Meditative. Transcendent.

So, Natura Biss's Red Carpet Facial incorporating three 3-carat diamonds made sense to…