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IT'S ALL GOOD; . . . But for Yoopers, the racin' is cold and stinky.(News)(outhouse racing)
Byline: J.P. VETTRAINO
"I'm not gonna drive one of those crapwagons.''
-Veteran open-wheel racer Paul Tracy's contribution to CART-IRL diplomacy
"You ever seen a prettier float than this crapsled?''
-Veteran outhouse racer Ben Dover
Near the southern edge of this frigid hamlet of 370 citizens, a large man calling himself Ben Dover sits bare-legged on a toilet in a cluster of racing outhouses collectively called Camp Dysentery. He's roasting what seems to be a wiener over a second toilet that is the centerpiece for the award-winning Yum-Yum Hole-an outhouse that will soon be streaking up the 500-foot track along Main Street. We can be sure Dover has fortified himself with something besides Cream of Wheat.
After considerable prodding, Dover reveals that he's also known as Al Unger and hails from nearby Cooks, Michigan. "Go ahead, get a picture,'' he tells people waiting to be photographed gnawing at the piece of fake feces at the end of his spit. "It's good sh*t.''
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