Guy confessions: men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.

Zip it, Buddy

"I take the bus to work and was running late one morning, so I rushed to catch it. Luckily, I got on, and when I sat down, there was a little girl across from me. She reminded me of my niece, so I winked at her. Her mom was reading the paper, so to entertain the girl, I started making faces at her. When the mom looked up, she got this horrified look on her face. She started screaming and calling me a pervert. In my rush to get dressed, I'd forgotten to zip my pants, and she thought I was trying to be lewd with her daughter. I was so embarrassed that I got off and walked the rest of the way."--Matt, 27

Pantie Raider

"For initiation into my fraternity, they sent us on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to get a picture of myself in women's lingerie. I figured this would be easy because I share an apartment with a female friend. I didn't want to ask her if I could borrow something because she thought frats were stupid. So I waited until she left, then snuck some lingerie out of her room. As I was snapping pictures of myself in her lacy bra and boy shorts, my roommate came barging into my room. She had returned from campus to tell me something about my ex-girlfriend ...