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* The story so far: Last month, things heated up between our fictional blogger, K., and her almost perfect guy The Editor. But whenever it came time for a little nooky, The Little Editor had trouble performing. Meanwhile, best friend Sarah dropped the bomb that she'd be moving to L.A. soon. How will K. survive without her best friend? And will she ever have a normal sex life again if she stays with The Editor?
Wednesday, 02.07.07 Operation Keep It Up
My plan (aka Sarah's advice) to tantalize and tease The Editor into a frenzy has been a complete failure. :( Here's what happened:
Last night, I decided to stop being coy, and instead, I pulled out all the stops: lingerie, candles, and wine. But it was a repeat performance (if you can call it that): He started off ready to go, but when it came time to actually do the deed, The Little Editor went limp.
If we talked about it, maybe I wouldn't be so upset. But when I press the issue, he clams up and acts uncomfortable, which is the total opposite of his easygoing, happy self. He does his best to make it up to me with his very skillful tongue, but I'd like to feel like I'm doing something for The Little Editor too, you know? We have such a great time together, and he's so down-to-earth and fun to be with. So why can't we have sex like normal people? I'm almost glad Jane dated him previously, because if I hadn't heard her account of his erection-challenged ways, I'm sure I'd be more confused. Like, how can a girl not get offended that her man's rocket doesn't want to go into her space?
* Posted: 2:13 P.M.
Thursday, 02.15.07 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Liftoff!