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10 signs you need a vacation.(ONLY IN COSMO: cosmo commandments)(signs of being stressed)(Brief article)

Cosmopolitan

| December 01, 2006 | COPYRIGHT 2006 Hearst Communications, reprinted with permission of Hearst. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan.  All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)Copyright

1 You think JetBlue is a paint color.

2 You finally took the tags off the expensive luggage your parents gave you ... because your washing machine broke and you used it to haul your laundry to your boyfriend's.

3 You find yourself drooling over cute little travel-size toiletries at the drugstore.

4 You're so deprived of fun that cube-culture cliches--like when someone in a busy elevator says "Boy, I guess we caught the local" or asks "Workin' hard or hardly workin'?"--make you laugh till you cry.

5 You only use that itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dot bikini to dust your place.

6 As ...

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