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Below-his-belt bloopers: real (brave!) dudes share the mortifying moments when their little soldiers spontaneously stood--at attention.

Cosmopolitan

| December 01, 2006 | Heitman, Bethany | COPYRIGHT 2006 Hearst Communications, reprinted with permission of Hearst. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan.  All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)Copyright

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"My uncle was in the hospital having a pretty serious surgery, and my family was hanging out in the waiting room so that we could see him as soon as he got out. I'd been out the night before and hadn't slept, so I was exhausted.

"The room was pretty crowded with relatives and other people waiting for their loved ones, but I managed to snag a couch in the middle of the room so I could take a nap. I sprawled out on my back, and the next thing I remember is being violently shaken awake by my grandma. I sat up and realized that I had a total boner, and quite a few people in the room had noticed."

--Mike, 22

Dancing Doozie

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