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Guy confessions: men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.

Cosmopolitan

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"My parents took my brother and I on a trip to Europe for their 25th wedding anniversary. As we went through security, one of the guards stopped me and said he needed to inspect my bag. My parents, brother, and I all waited while he unzipped it. When the guy got to the bottom of my suitcase, he pulled out a trashy magazine and a pair of scissors. I tried to explain that they weren't mine, but he didn't believe me and neither did my parents. I glanced at my brother, and he was cracking up. When I wasn't looking, he had put the magazine in my bag with the scissors next to it so the alarm would go off."--Jordan, 23

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