Confessions: Cosmo readers share their most shocking stories and steamiest secrets.

Bowl-O-Drama

"This cute guy from work asked me on a date and suggested we go bowling. I had never been before, but he promised me it was easy. We got to the bowling alley and were having a great time. I started to get the hang of it, and on my next turn, I tried to do a fancy step. As I went to throw the ball, I tripped over my feet and fell face-first with it still in my hand. When I landed, I banged my head against the ball and gave myself a really bad bloody nose. By the look on my date's face, I couldn't tell if he was genuinely concerned or just grossed out.--Shelly, 28

Howl Was Last Night

"My guy and I went to his parents' house for the holidays. The whole family was staying there, so they put us in the guest room right next to where his nephews were sleeping. After everyone had gone to bed, my guy and I started getting it on. We tried to stay quiet, but a few moans leaked out. The next morning at breakfast, everyone was sitting around the table when one of his nephews started making this weird sound. When my guy's mom asked him what he was doing, he pointed to me and said, 'Pretending to be her. She made that noise all night.' The whole table went silent after that."--Irene, 31

Granny-Pantie Parade

"One afternoon, I was running to catch the bus while wearing a long, flowy skirt. I hopped on, and the driver closed the doors right after I stepped inside. I paid and turned to walk toward the back. That's when I realized that my skirt had gotten stuck in the door. The force of my trying to walk pulled my skirt to my ankles. I was mortified because that day, I had on an old pair of stretched-out panties with a hole in them. The bus driver opened the door so it let my skirt free, but by then the other passengers had seen everything. I tried to get off, but the driver refused to pull over, so I had to wait until the next stop."--Janet, 23

Attack of the Bad Hair Day