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What's My Line?
"I'm the singer in a local band, and we had an opportunity to play at a venue where lots of record people recruit talent. I couldn't wait to tell my girl because it was one of her favorite places. Before I could break the news, she told me she was leaving me for another guy. I was devastated, but when it came time to perform, I tried to pull it together. I got onstage and was about to sing when I looked into the crowd and saw my ex making out with her new guy. I froze and forgot all the lyrics. My band stopped playing, and everyone was staring at me."--Trey, 29
42% OF GUYS HAVE BEEN DUMPED FOR ANOTHER GUY
--COSMO WEB POLL
Bye-Bye, Brownnoser
"My coworker Joe is always sucking up to our boss, and it's clear he's the favorite. When our boss went out of town for a week, Joe was entrusted with watering his office plants. Our boss is strangely obsessed with his plants and only waters them with expensive bottled water. One night after Joe left, I snuck into the secretary's desk drawer, stole her nail polish remover, and poured it onto our boss's plants. When our boss returned, his plants were shriveled and brown. After that, Joe no longer received preferential treatment."--Cole, 31
Feeling the Heat