Cosmo readers share their most shocking stories and steamiest secrets.(CONFESSIONS)

Three-Way Caller

"My weird neighbor, Will, had a crush on me and was always leaving notes in my mailbox. I figured the only way to show him I'd never be interested in him was to act like I was into girls. I knew he would be at this bar, so I called my good friend and she agreed to say she was my girlfriend. At the bar, I told Will that she was my steady partner. Will seemed to get the hint and left. A few days later, I realized what a dumb move I'd made. I started getting even more notes from Will, detailing how hot it would be for the three of us to be together. The notes continued until I moved out."--Sonya, 24

88% OF READERS HAVE BEEN CREEPED OUT BY A GUY WHO HAS A CRUSH ON THEM.

--COSMO WEB POLL

Let's Split!

"My boyfriend's family invited me to dinner for the first time, and I was really excited. I wore a nice top and my favorite pair of black pants, which were lifesavers since I'd gained weight and they hid it well. During dinner, his mom realized she'd forgotten the butter. Wanting to make a good impression, I said I would get it and jumped up. On my way back to the dining room, I dropped the butter knife, and when I bent down to retrieve it, I heard a loud rip. His parents looked up at me, and I saw his dad dart his eyes away. My pants had split open in the back, and when I reached around, I could feel a big gap where my parses were exposed. I totally wanted to die."--Hannah, 25

Bride of Chucky, Part II