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Three Strikes, He's Out!
"I took this girl I really liked to a baseball game. Throughout the day, she kept mentioning how she loved tough guys. At one point, this drunk jerk behind us was rude and started saying really obnoxious things. Remembering that she liked manly men, I turned around and told him to knock it off. The next thing I knew, I was laying on the ground with her standing over me. The guy had punched me, and I had gone down for the count, like a total wuss." --Andrew, 30
52% OF GUYS SAY THEY HAVE GOTTEN INTO A FIGHT IN FRONT OF A GIRL
--COSMO WEB POLL
Out of the Closet
"I hadn't dated anyone for a while, and my mom was on my case about finding a nice girl. What she didn't know was that I had been hooking up with a not-so-nice girl, Jenny, for months. One day, my mom was over because we were going to a family wedding. She offered to iron my shirt, and I told her it was in my closet. When she carne back, she was carrying a box of Jenny's toys--which included handcuffs, a vibrator, flavored lube, and lots of other things. She dropped the box on the floor and told me she had no clue I was gay. I guess she didn't realize straight couples get kinky. When I tried to explain, she just walked out."--Nicholas, 26
Care for a Tour-gasm?