Opinion: On the Campaign Couch ... with JB.

Q: I'm a creative graduate and want to get into advertising. However, I am torn between digital and above the line. Which one will afford me more money, women and drugs?

A: How many times do I have to remind you that I've no first-hand knowledge of anything that's happened since about 1963? It's true that I used to be something of an expert on Radio Luxembourg and split runs in the Daily Sketch and that I once won a Silver Quill from The World's Press News. But I've no idea where you might get drugs. Have you tried Boots?

Q: I am a receptionist and when certain planners try to explain something such as how they would like a meeting room to be set up to me they go into such minute detail and include so many extra …