Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.(GUY CONFESSIONS)

It's Raining Men!

"I used to date this girl who lived in a different city than I did. She had this weird fetish where she'd get horny whenever there was a thunderstorm. As soon as the sky clouded up, she went on IM and tried to have cybersex with me. It was fun at first, but after a while it was annoying. I have these huge speakers on my computer and figured out how to program my computer to read aloud all the over-the-top things she'd write. My roommates and I listened to her cheesy lines and laughed for hours."--Ed, 21

67% OF GUYS HAVE TOLD THEIR BUDDIES DETAILS ABOUT THEIR HOOKUPS.--COSMO WEB POLL

So, What Do You Pink?

"My new girlfriend worked at a restaurant where all the waitresses wore short pink dresses. The washing machine at her place was broken, so I washed her uniform for her. One day, my buddies saw the uniform in my living room and dared me to put it on. I never refuse a dare, so I grabbed the dress and went to my room. As I was running down the stairs practically naked in this tight little dress, my girlfriend showed up. She had just found out she had to work the night shift and stopped by to get her uniform. I tried to explain, but after that, she blew me off."--Rory, 29

French Kiss-Off

"While I was shacking up with this girl Sally from my French class, I asked her if she was sleeping with anyone else. She confessed she'd also been sleeping with our good-looking professor. I was devastated, but then I had a brilliant idea. I called a flower shop and had them deliver an arrangement to Sally with a card that read: 'It's over. I'm gay.' I also put our professor's name on the card. Sally ended things with him, and now there are rumors going around school that our studly French professor is actually gay."--Sam, 19