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The Wedding Zinger
"My boyfriend, Jay, invited me to his sister's wedding, and it was the first time I was going to meet his parents. The night of the rehearsal dinner, I was feeling a little queasy. I don't know if it was just nerves, but something wasn't right. After the main course, Jay started to get up to do a toast, so I moved my chair a little closer to his dad so Jay could get out. As soon as I lifted my body up from my seat, a huge fart came out. Everyone's eyes were instantly on me, and I realized that there was no point in covering it up. No one said anything--not even Jay--but it was beyond clear that I was the culprit."
--Maia, 27
17% OF READERS HAVE EMBARRASSED THEMSELVES AT A WEDDING.
--COSMO WEB POLL
Feelin' Hot Hot Hot!
"I was watching a movie at my house with Will, a guy I'd had a huge crush on for weeks, and things were going really well. After the movie, we started making out, and I decided to spice things up with a little striptease. I reached above him to light a candle, and then I got up and started seductively taking off my clothes. I hadn't even gotten my bra off when Will started screaming, and I realized that I'd set his long, shaggy hair on fire. I freaked out and threw my comforter over his head, but it was too late--the entire back of his hair was completely singed off."--Hanna, 23