Cosmo readers share their most shocking stories and steamiest secrets.(Column)

Knock Knock, Who's Bare?

"My boyfriend Pete's parents don't let me come over unless they're at home. One night while they were at a party, we decided to sneak in a quickie. But they came back while we were there and must have remembered that we were up to something, because a of a sudden, Pete's mom started banging on his door. I panicked and climbed out the window, but when I got outside I realized that my shirt was still in his room. I hid behind a bush, thinking they'd assume I wasn't there and go back to the party. Instead they came looking for me in the backyard, and after a humiliating lecture, they drove me home."--Sophie, 21

37% OF READERS HAVE BEEN HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF THEIR MAN'S PARENTS.

--COSMO WEB POLL

Mortified Sugar Mama

"On the first day of my summer job, I was eating lunch with a coworker when Jason, a gorgeous older guy, walked by. I mentioned that I thought he was hot, but I didn't think anything of it. A few days later she told me that she'd let Jason in on my little crush, and I was beyond embarrassed. That afternoon, a few people in my department asked me to make a run to the vending machine. I was walking back to my desk with my arms full of snacks when Jason came out of his office, and I realized that he must have thought I was about to eat all the food myself. In an attempt to make a joke, I rubbed my stomach and said, 'Eating for two sure is tough.' I started laughing, but when he didn't join in, I ran back to my desk and avoided him for the rest of the summer."--Meryl, 24

Buzz Off, Boyfriend