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Thirty years ago this very day I started my first job in Ray Morgan's media department at Benton and Bowles. Good God!
I was a trainee TV buyer under Derrick Southon. Ray and Derrick went on to create Zenith Media some 13 years later - but that's another story.
A week later, Richard Eyre joined and a few weeks after that a jolly girl who liked a pint (vodka usually) with the boys. Name of Christine Walker.
None of us had the first idea what we were doing but it was a good lark and somehow Derrick eventually got us - kicking and screaming - to buy something like the right spots at something like the right price. I was let loose on Younger's Tartan Bitter, whose slightly desperate copyline was 'Worth passing a few pubs for' - a not very subtle admission that 'our distribution's crap'.
Once I had proved to Derrick that I could add up a column of figures on my shoebox-sized calculator (no computers, just pencil-written schedules), I was promoted to Procter & Gamble. Derrick informed me with more than a hint of malice that if I fucked up, my life wouldn't be worth living.
Every night you had to send new TV schedules up to Newcastle in a sort of sealed diplomatic bag. Approved schedules came back the next day. On day ...