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| June 02, 2005 | COPYRIGHT 2003 Financial Times Ltd. (Hide copyright information)Copyright

(From The Daily Star)

IF you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But if it just sits in your living room, makes a mess, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realise that you'd set it free, you either married it or gave birth to it.

JOHN D. HENDERSON, Walkden, Manchester.

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