Northern Ireland v England - live!

(From Guardian Unlimited)

25 mins "Bak (the a has kind of hook so it sounds like Bonk, that As true) can mean 'fart' in Polish," says Magda Szopa, knowledgeably. "And again, the English word 'fart' can mean 'luck' - and I think Poland might need some..." England are going to need some too if Northern Ireland keep defending as they are. Still no way through, and it's not for want of trying. Even Rio Ferdinand and Jamie Carragher are spending more time in their penalty box than England's.

22 mins Rooney sets himself up about 25 yards out, his shot hits Owen's legs, and Owen turns and swings at it... then about a minute later Wright-Phillips charges down the right …