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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.