My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands.(Brief Article)(Book Review)

MY HORIZONTAL LIFE: A Collection of One-Night Stands CHELSEA HANDLER. Bloomsbury, $13.95 paper (192p) ISBN 1-58234-618-6

Opening with a cute story from when she was seven and photographed her parents having sex, stand-up comedian Handler goes on to discuss the virtues of the one-night stand, which amount to having sex early enough so you're not months into a relationship before you discover he's into "anal beads and duct tape." She discusses her quest for sex with a "black man," which doesn't work out because the date she finds on ChocolateSingles.com has a penis so large, she "would have had to be the size of the Lincoln Tunnel to accommodate …