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The long view.(satire)
The candidates' Diaries
Special Iowa Madness Edition[TM]
From the Howard Dean diaries:
... which is what it was, a setup, and that's all there is to it. He didn't want me to win. He wanted me to lose. He's got some weird plan he's cooking up to somehow get the nomination. I mean, how else could you explain it? He calls and tells me he wants to endorse me, which is weird, because it really should have been Lieberman he endorses, right? I mean, right? RIGHT? RIGHT?? Damn, just snapped another pencil. Okay. Cleansing breath. Cleansing breath. In to the count of three, out to the count of six. Okay. Okay. But it's odd that I get this so-called quote unquote major endorsement one day, and then the very next day AND I MEAN THE VERY NEXT DAY THE WHOLE THING TURNS INTO A PILE OF ...
From the diaries of John Edwards:
... suddenly like the most popular girl at the dance when a few days ago, it was a lot of jokes about grits and stuff like that. And out of the blue, I get this call from Al Gore and he wants to talk about an endorsement, and I said to him, "Hey, didn't you already endorse Dean?" And then suddenly his voice gets all clenched up and high-pitched, like he's got something strangling him, kind of like that little bald, naked creature from the "Lord of the Rings" movie? The one who keeps trying to steal the ring? Anyway, I tell him thanks but no thanks ...
From the John Kerry diaries:
- Who cares for the poor? Bush and Gore are turning politics upside...
- Newspaper article from: The Washington Times Lindberg, Tod September 7, 1999 700+ words
...advocated tirelessly for the poor. Poverty a was a national disgrace...simply didn't care about the poor. This redistributionist agenda...be the things Vice President Gore most likes to talk about. But...liberalism is a liberalism without the poor. What do you say to the poor...
- Dean campaign sacks manager over poor showing; Clinton-Gore operative takes...
- Newspaper article from: The Washington Times January 29, 2004 700+ words
...Neel, who worked for former President Bill Clinton and for Al Gore in the 2000 election. Mr. Dean told congressional supporters...endorsements in that state, and was seen as the front-runner. But poor weather forced the senator to fly instead to Oklahoma, where...
- Poor woman cited by Gore has rich son.(Nation)(Campaign 2000)
- Newspaper article from: The Washington Times Seper, Jerry October 4, 2000 700+ words
...old Iowa woman cited by Vice President Al Gore in last night's presidential debate as...national headlines when she appeared at a Gore campaign event in Altoona, Iowa, and...high cost of prescription drugs. Mr. Gore said last night: "I think it's very...
- Bush and Gore Receive Poor Grades In Exclusive Economist Poll.
- Press release article from: Business Wire September 29, 2000 700+ words
...candidates mediocre scores. On average, Al Gore scraped by with a B minus while George W. Bush only managed a straight C. While Gore clearly did better, neither achieved a...surpluses for debt reduction. -- While Gore's plan echoes Greenspan's sentiment...
- Football: Gore regretting poor start.(Sports)
- Newspaper article from: Sports Argus (Birmingham, England) March 15, 2003 700+ words
...BRIERLEY and Hagley Alliance boss Tony Gore blames his side's bad start for keeping...unlikely they'll finish in the top six. Gore revealed: 'We only picked up 12 points...earlier in the season when 40year-old Gore had to play in the same side as his 15...
- Ex-whip selected to revive Gore bid: Poor polls lead to staff shake-up.(A)
- Newspaper article from: The Washington Times Lambro, Donald May 12, 1999 700+ words
Vice President Al Gore shook up his presidential campaign yesterday...very aggressive at what he does," said Gore campaign press secretary Roger Salazar...of staff, Ron Klain, have divided Mr. Gore's campaign in the past few weeks, according...
- What's wrong with the Gore report. (poor quality of civil service)
- Magazine article from: Washington Monthly Segal, David November 1, 1993 700+ words
A couple of hard truths that Gore & Co. need to face for their plan to overhaul the government to work The Gore report on reinventing government lacks...service are striking, after all, and the Gore report is a litany of right-sounding...
- Al's Worst Nightmare: A campaign-year recession?(Al Gore's 2000 election...
- Magazine article from: Newsweek Hirsh, Michael October 12, 1998 700+ words
...his putative heir to the White House, Al Gore. As the financial contagion persists...economy goes into a deep freeze just as Gore's campaign is heating up. When voters...The two most important people to Al Gore's future right now are Bob Rubin and...
Source: HighBeam Research, The long view.(satire)