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10 ways you should never, ever test his love.(February Cosmo commandments)(Brief Article)

Cosmopolitan

| February 01, 2005 | COPYRIGHT 2005 Hearst Communications, reprinted with permission of Hearst. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan.  All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)Copyright

1 Surprise! Spring-clean his apartment, throwing out all "sports paraphernalia clutter" that's taking up what should be your side of the wardrobe. If he's the real deal, he'll be grateful.

2 Invite him to picnic at the botanical gardens on Super Bowl Sunday.

3 Ask to drive his car. Total his car.

4 Declare that you're taking a stand against body-hair removal of all kinds.

5 Nominate him for some makeover show where they style his hair and make him wear pink shirts. Then tell him you love the look and hope he'll keep it for you.

6 Go to a restaurant but don't ...

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