Cosmo readers share their most shocking stories and steamiest secrets.(Confessions)

I Know What You Hid Last Summer

"My fiance, Brad, and I spent a weekend at his family's house on Cape Cod last August. We had zero alone time, so on Sunday morning, we told his family we were too tired to go to church with them. The second they pulled out of the driveway, we headed straight to the outdoor shower to get it on. We were in the middle of having sex when we heard his little sister scream at the top of her lungs. Brad's father had forgotten his wallet, so he'd sent her inside to get it. The shower covered our torsos but left our heads and legs exposed, so she could see us going at it from the kitchen window and completely freaked out. Brad's parents came running inside when they heard her, and I was so embarrassed that I packed up and made Brad drive me straight home."--Julie, 27

35% OF WOMEN HAVE BEEN SEEN NAKED BY A MEMBER OF THEIR BOYFRIEND'S FAMILY

--COSMO WEB POLL

Pitty Date

"My boyfriend, Dan, and I were hooking up in the kitchen. All of a sudden, Dan got up and went to the fridge. When he came back, he was holding a jar of maraschino cherries. He took one out of the jar and started rubbing it against me while we were kissing, but suddenly he stopped and looked up at me with a shocked expression on his face. I didn't know what the problem was until I realized he was holding only the stem of the cherry in his hand--the rest of it had disappeared inside me. I ran to the bathroom to try to get it out, but I couldn't, so I panicked and called the emergency room. The doctor on duty said that I'd have to come in if it didn't come out on its own in a couple of days. Luckily, I didn't have to wait long, because the problem took care of itself the next morning."--Kayla, 24

It's Draining Men, Hallelujah