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10 Things you should never do at his place.(Cosmo commandments)
1 Mark your territory by sneakily stashing your eye shadow/razor/thongs in various places (the silverware drawer?). He knows what you're up to.
2 Sniff out his porn collection. Do you really want to find out that he owns the entire Planet of the Playmates trilogy?
3 Hang your bra up to dry.
4 Attempt to organize or prettify. Yes, the remote actually belongs under that pile of crushed beer cans and smelly pizza crusts.
5 Question the decorative value of inflatable furniture.
6 Think ...
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