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10 things not to do in front of his parents.(September Cosmo commandments)(Brief Article)
1 Laughing hysterically, tell his shocked parents that until you set him straight, their son actually thought--and they won't believe this--the G-spot was a nightclub.
2 Take one look at the meal his mom just spent all afternoon cooking and exclaim "Sorry, no can do. I'm on the Gwyneth Paltrow macrobiotic diet."
3 Use too much t.p. Block the toilet.
4 Get busted nosing through his mom's jewelry box after hearing she has a massive rock that she plans to give to her daughter-in-law one day.
5 Toe his crotch at the table. Accidentally get a footful of Dad.
6 Get so drunk on the ...
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