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"At a dinner party hosted by my date's friend, I polluted the bathroom. When I emerged, the hostess was waiting outside and got a whiff."
--Kevin Lynn
"I took a stray cat I found by my girlfriend's back door to the animal shelter. Turns out my girl was actually cat-sitting for a friend!"
--Merritt Choate
"My date's friends were lovin' me as I ordered shots for them ... until I stumbled home early in a drunken stupor, leaving them with ...