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10 signs you should not hook up with him.(August cosmo commandments)(Brief Article)
1 He pauses your make-out session to grab a video camera and tripod from his closet so he can "capture your love." Strange, you only agreed to coffee.
2 The dude has highlights in his hair ... down there.
3 Hottie on the prowl has singled you out at the party and is now getting awfully flirty. Unfortunately, you're at a family reunion. (Is a second cousin really kin?)
4 When you ask if he has protection, Mr. Clueless rolls his eyes and says "What? You don't think I'm clean?"
5 On the way up to your apartment, he gets all misty-eyed and chokes "I've been saving myself for this moment ...
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