Cosmo readers share their most shocking stories and steamiest secrets.(Confessions)

when animals attack

"My fiance and I offered to take care of my brother's adorable golden retriever while he was away for the weekend. We live in a one-room studio apartment, so when we started feeling frisky, there was nowhere for us to put the dog. Well, I guess the pooch got a little jealous, because while my guy and I were in the missionary position, the pup jumped on top of my boyfriend and started licking his butt. I've never seen anyone jump so high as my man did when he felt that sloppy, wet tongue on his derriere."--Jennifer, 27

56% OF WOMEN HAVE HAD A PET RUIN A SACK SESSION.

--COSMO WEB POLL

going postal

"Last semester, a totally hot postman delivered the mail to my dorm. Every girl in my building used to talk about how sexy he was. Much to my embarrassment, he'd always catch me in my ratty terry-cloth bathrobe with no makeup on. Finally, I ran into him at a club one night when I was looking my best. We exchanged phone numbers, and two days later, he came to pick me up at my dorm in his postal truck. He told me that every morning when he caught me in my bathrobe, he could do nothing but fantasize about seeing what was underneath it. I was all too happy to show him later that night, when I found out that postal trucks can be used for more than just delivering mail." --Victoria, 20

wigged out