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10 clues a friend is bad news.(December cosmo commandments)(Brief Article)

Cosmopolitan

| December 01, 2003 | COPYRIGHT 2003 Hearst Communications, reprinted with permission of Hearst. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan.  All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)Copyright

1 She sometimes text-messages your boyfriend, just to say hi.

2 After a bad breakup, you call her for support and she tells you to call back after American Idol.

3 Student-loan bills and collection notices in her name arrive at your address.

4 When she sees you admiring earrings at a store, she gets them for you ... by slipping them into your bag while neither you nor store security is looking.

5 When you ask her if your jeans make you look fat, she goes "Moooo," pauses, then laughs and says "Just kidding!"

6 When you tell ...

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