Decode his V-Day gift: learn what that hooker negligee and lonely single red rose really mean.(love special)

* Every present is a statement of how your guy sees you and the relationship, says George Weinberg, PhD, psychotherapist and author of Why Men Won't Commit. Here, Weinberg weighs in on the good, the bad, and the downright uggg-ly.

swanky sweets

Seems dreamy, right? "This is not the most creative gift--chocolate isn't exactly personal--but he did extend himself to get the very best. I'd say this is a gift to impress, not one to make you feel truly unique and special."

trashy lingerie

"Every woman wants her guy to think she's beautiful, so it's disappointing when he gives her something so tasteless. But most men aren't grand masters of distinction between fine silk and polyester. Deem this an innocent failed attempt at telling you how hot you are."

the treat he'd give himself

Video games, an extralarge team jersey, and any gadget you'll never learn to use all qualify. "He views you as an extension of himself. There's no sexuality or romance in such an offering. Maybe your relationship hasn't matured yet, so he doesn't know what you really like. Hopefully, he'll learn with time."