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Byline: Jerry Greene
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse, of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous
Smarty Jones.
You're in for a treat this morning. I spoke to Smarty Jones.
Well, not exactly. I e-mailed Smarty, the horse that can win the Triple Crown in six days, and he e-mailed back. And here's how it went:
Cheap Seats: Have you ever been to Florida?
Smarty: My last time down was strictly a business trip, so I didn't have time to sightsee. But if I win the Belmont Stakes on Saturday, I'm going to Disney World!
CS: Are you upset your shoe did not help the 76ers get the first pick in the NBA draft?
Smarty: Upset doesn't even begin to describe it. A.I. (Allen Iverson to the NBA-challenged) promised he was going to bring the horseshoe back, but I haven't seen him since. Worst of all, the Reeboks he left behind are the wrong size.
CS: Is Smarty Jones an appropriate name for a Triple Crown champion?
Smarty:…
Source: HighBeam Research, An interview with Smarty Jones ... sort of.