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| June 01, 2004 | Hennessy, Natalie | COPYRIGHT 2004 Hearst Communications, reprinted with permission of Hearst. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan. All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)Copyright

"I rang up a chick I met at a club, and her dad answered. He said she wasn't allowed to use the phone on school nights. Maybe she wasn't 21 after all."--Drew Dudley

"A babe gave me her work number and asked me to call. When I did, a man answered and said 'Hang on, she'll be offstage in a minute.' She was a stripper!"--Joe Thielecke

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