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10 signs you need to get some action.(May Cosmo commandments)(Brief Article)

Cosmopolitan

| May 01, 2004 | COPYRIGHT 2004 Hearst Communications, reprinted with permission of Hearst. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan.  All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)Copyright

1 If your mailman were even moderately less obese and didn't have all that hair on his hands, you'd be all over that.

2 Your mom goes out of her way to tell you "those new laws in Vermont and Massachusetts" are just fine with her.

3 You wonder if Jared from those Subway ads has a girlfriend.

4 In the grocery store, you find yourself lingering near the cucumbers.

5 You're developing carpal tunnel syndrome, and it ain't from typing.

6 Try as you may, you just ...

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