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"We invite them to racetracks. Ford says, `If you race your car, you void the warranty.' But [to us] this is not abuse: This is what the cars were made for. My attitude [about warranty claims] is to give the customer the break. But I'll say when he comes in three weekends in a row and claims he blew his motor on the way to church, well....''
-Ford's director of SVT products John Coletti talking about SVT owners
]]]] Great Moments in Bad Timing
On the day the police announced pop star Michael Jackson's imminent arrest, Barrett-Jackson Auction Company also made some Jacko news: "Michael Jackson Selects Barrett-Jackson Auction Company to Sell Custom Bentley.'' We are told the two items are unrelated.
]]]] And we suppose he'll bolt a JATO rocket to his backside
Sounds like this is straight from the Darwin Awards finalists, but on Dec. 11, six-time world driving champion Michael Schumacher will pit his F2003-GA Formula One Ferrari against the all-new Eurofighter jet in ...