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MARRIED GUY: "Dude, what are you doing?"
SINGLE GUY: "Calling my girlfriend."
MARRIED GUY: "Why?"
SINGLE GUY: "'Cause I said I'd call her around now and, like, she gets upset if I say I'm . . . "
MARRIED GUY: "Are you married?"
SINGLE GUY: "What? You know I'm not."
MARRIED GUY: "Answer the question, dude. Are you married?"
Source: HighBeam Research, Coming soon, Married Eye for the Single Guy.(humor)