Roadkill.(evaluation of adventure game from Midway)(Product/Service Evaluation)

Demian: "Where's our multimillion-selling Grand Theft Auto?" some exec at Midway probably yelled in a wood-paneled conference room while banging a shoe on the table. Enter RoadKill, a game that combines the sprawling environments and mission structure of GTA, the vehicular combat of Twisted Metal, a whole bunch of swears, and chicks wearing thongs. Meanwhile, on Capitol Hill, antigame crusader Joe Lieberman steeples his fingers and says "excellent" in his best Mr. Burns voice.

RoadKill may be inspired by some classic titles, but it doesn't bring anything new to the table...with the possible exception of the cut-scenes, which belong in a cuss-filled, unfunny, and …