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One sick chick.(Guy Question)(Brief Article)
My girlfriend is really into bathroom humor and is always doing gross things. It was funny at first, but now she just takes it too far. She'll get up from dinner with friends and say,"Got to go take a dump." The other night, I went to meet her at a bar, and when I got there, she was entertaining a group of guys by queering for them. She even farts in bed. It's so unattractive. Why can't my lady just be a lady?
Gross behavior is an attention-getting device. In her case, it must be working because she certainly has your attention ... and the same goes for boys at the bar too! Like a little kid, she is showing off, daring everyone to notice that she isn't afraid to break the rules. She is sending a loud and clear message to the world, "Look what I can do!" What she doesn't realize is that her behavior ...
- Sick chick art storm.(News)
- Newspaper article from: Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland) April 28, 1997 700+ words
A sick exhibition of dead birds has been put under wraps by art gallery bosses. Student Thomas Zattorski's work, at Dundee Art Society's Roseangle Gallery, featured 40 light bulbs, each containing a dead chick. Every 15 minutes the bulbs were switched on to light up the chicks.
- Your say: Sick chick racket; pounds 100 LETTER.(Letters)
- Newspaper article from: Sunday Mirror (London, England) September 7, 2003 700+ words
Byline: Melissa Hamilton OUR supermarkets already generate sufficient profits both for themselves and their suppliers. So they should demand that those who provide them with their poultry should rear chickens in an ethical way. The squalid and cruel conditions highlighted by the Sunday Mirror last
- Musical is suitable bathroom humor.(News)
- Newspaper article from: Daily Herald (Arlington Heights, IL) Miner, Lisa Friedman March 28, 2006 700+ words
...as Little Sally, a street urchin forced to beg "a penny for a pee," grown-up Roni Geva works every kid-like gesture and peels off some of the play's funniest and most astute lines. Who knew bathroom humor could be this much fun?
- Va. Potty Parity No Longer Bathroom Humor; State Panel Orders Increase of 50%...
- Newspaper article from: The Washington Post John F. Harris November 22, 1988 700+ words
...Some of his colleagues scoffed, Rollison recalled, and he heard his share of wisecracks from male colleagues-"typical bathroom humor," he said. Rollison speculated that the wisecrackers soon got the message from constituents, spouses and women serving...
- It's time to flush TV's bathroom humor.(Metropolitan Times)
- Newspaper article from: The Washington Times McKelway, John March 20, 1996 700+ words
...it stands for an obsession with the obscene, especially with excrement or excretion. Or, to put it another way, "bathroom humor." Well, the experience shook both of us up a bit, especially since once we had removed the scatology there was very...
- 'Austin' powers his third comedy with bathroom humor, celebrity...
- Newspaper article from: Daily Herald (Arlington Heights, IL) Gire, Dann July 25, 2002 700+ words
...a dizzying smorgasbord of pop culture comedy that encompasses bawdy sight gags, nimble verbal gymnastics, gross-out bathroom humor, bad puns and downright stupidity, all capped by surprise cameo appearances by rock stars and movie stars. Groovy, baby...
- Black's luchador film nacho funny: Bathroom humor paired with slapstick gets...
- Newspaper article from: AZ Daily Star (Tucson, AZ) June 15, 2006 700+ words
...Hence, the PG rating that's friendly to Hess's Mormon background. Although sex jokes are out of bounds in a PG film, bathroom humor apparently is not. Many setups have flatulence and groin-pounding as punchlines, indicating the filmmaker is out of...
- Bathroom Humor.(bathroom renovation by Heather Faulding)
- Magazine article from: Interior Design Lewis, Julia October 1, 1998 700+ words
In her renovation of a townhouse for a Manhattan family, Heather Faulding designed bathrooms that are anything but boring. Eccentric, imaginative and a bit over the top, Faulding's designs are in fact reflections of the owners' interests and affinities. Inspired by the clients' extensive collection
