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Byline: WILLIAM JEANES
just when Arianna Huffington thought it was safe to go out, here comes a long, tall Texan with an SUV the size of Delaware. It's called the Genesis XXX, and it will drive the Sierra Club to the Jim Jones Tropical Party Drinks recipe book. Working from a hangar-size steel building in Dallas, entrepreneur George Hull, who owns a chain of Texas gravel pits, has created the biggest SUV most of us will ever see.
"I just got sick and tired of all the bitching about big sport/utes,'' Hull says. "All that foolishness about `What would Jesus drive?' finally pushed me over the edge.'' The basis for Hull's choice of the Genesis name, we should point out, predates Christ's opportunity to choose a vehicle of any kind. It derives from the Old Testament biblical verse "There were giants in the earth in those days'' (Genesis 6:4). In this instance, the giant is not in the earth but on Interstate 10 and filling up your rearview mirror. It is closer than it may appear; Hull intends to begin building two Genesis XXXs per month, beginning in time, he says, "for the Christmas buying season.
"I was first going to call it Bigfoot,'' Hull said, "but some stadium racer or somebody had that one copyrighted, if you can believe that.'' Hull's chief engineer Stub Newell told us that Sasquatch, Leviathan and Titanic were among Hull's early choices for a name.
Titanic? Newell's eye-twinkling reply was, "That thing killed 1500 people, and we couldn't begin to top that kind of a reputation.'' So Genesis XXX it is. The triple-X, just so you know, is there to remind the six-foot-four Hull of his football days at Texas A&M.
"I played tackle, so I'm the middle X,'' Hull explained. "The one on the left is for my good buddy, Bobby Lee, who played guard. The other X is for Joe Don Looney.'' Reminded that Joe Don Looney was a University of Oklahoma running back and not an Aggie lineman, Hull laughed uproariously.
"I know that. I never even met Joe Don Looney. But just tell me that Joe Don Looney ain't the greatest name in football history.'' The 250-pound Hull laughed so hard that tears coursed down his leathery cheeks. And we had to admit he had us there.