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The Long View.(Iraq occupation humor)

National Review

| September 01, 2003 | Long, Rob | COPYRIGHT 2003 National Review, Inc. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan.  All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)Copyright

CENTCOM IRAQ SURVEILLANCE INTERCEPTS

08/01/03

INTERCEPT ONE

LOCATION: MOSUL OUTSKIRTS SOURCE: MOBILE CELLULAR TELEPHONE SURVEILLANCE TIME: 17:38

Unidentified Younger Male #1: ". with extra cheese, maybe some mushrooms if you have them-" Unidentified Older Male: "And peppers! Make sure they have peppers!" Unidentified Younger Male #2: "Okay, that's two large pizzas, extra cheese, and did that old dude in the background say peppers?" UYM#1: "Yeah." UYM#2: "His voice sounded kinda familiar." UYM#1: "Just bring the pizza, okay?" UYM#2: "Okay. Is that going to be cash or-" UYM#1: "Gold leaf. Do you guys take gold leaf?" UYM#2: "Um I'll have to ask my supervisor." UOM: "What is going on on that telephone? Do not give out so much information!" UYM#2: "Dude, is that you know, him?" UYM#1: "Just bring the pizza, okay?"

END INTERCEPT

INTERCEPT TWO

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