Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever. (Guy Confessions).

a psychic for a psycho

"When my girlfriend Elizabeth and I broke up, she went crazy. One night, she called me in a drunken haze and started screaming about what a bastard I was. I told her to go to bed, then I hung up. A few minutes later, the phone rang again. When I picked it up, all I could hear was numbers being dialed. Finally, I said hello, and Elizabeth started sobbing, 'Is this the psychic hot line?' She had accidentally hit redial while trying to call a 900 number. I was about to correct her when I realized that this was my opportunity to get rid of her. I disguised my voice and pretended to be a phone psychic, and in her altered state, she didn't know the difference. When she asked if she would ever get back together with her ex-boyfriend, I advised her that if she stopped calling him, he would come crawling back to her. Elizabeth must have been drunk enough to buy it because she stopped stalking me after that." --Bobby, 24

online off-limits

"I was sitting home alone on a Saturday night when I decided to log on to a chat room. One of the cyber ladies liked my dirty talk, so she sent a message to me directly. For the next week, we traded naughty e-mails back and forth and finally got together at a nearby pub. After several cocktails, we ended up back at my place and had unbelievable sex. The next morning, I was disappointed to wake up and find her gone. I e-mailed her a couple of times after that, but she never responded. I thought I was never going to see her again, until a few months later at my office Christmas party. Turns out, she was the wife of one of the company's vice presidents. Of course, we played it off as though we had never met, but I was pretty bummed that she wasn't available."--Todd, 28

cruel come-on

"One night, I was out with a few buddies when we spotted a really hot chick by the bar. I went over to talk to her, but when I got there, she told me she was interested in one of my friends, not me. I was insulted, so I lied and told her that my friend had seen her and ...