Cosmopolitan articles from April 2009

Cosmopolitan archives from April 2009

Behind the scenes at Cosmopolitan.(from the editor)(Editorial)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... 50 Surprising Love Truths You Can't Ignore One of the best parts of my job at Cosmo is getting cutting-edge advice on navigating a love relationship. I believe guidance is so important in this area. Think about it for a minute. Whether we...

Guys' dates from hell.(from the editor)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... In our article on page 156, a matchmaker reveals common dating mistakes women make. Here, men share the worst dates they've ever been on. "At the bar, a girl I was with threw back $100 worth of booze, courtesy of my tab. 'Then she said,...

Bachelor search 2009: our annual hunt for the hottest men in the U.S. is in full swing. Have an unattached guy in mind? Nominate him now!(Wanted: SEXY Single Guys!)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] If you know a single guy worthy enough to make the cut for our annual Bachelor issue, let us know about him! Send us a letter or e-mail, and include his age, height, weight, profession, and state of residence. Give...

April why don't you ...(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] ... get in a sexy mood. April showers have a gloomy rep. But why not let the other words they bring to mind--wet, wild, thunderous--fuel your lust for each other? "Rain taps in to our instincts to crave contact,"...

Hot sheet: 6 things being buzzed about right now.(COSMO NEWS)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... 1 Showmances [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Movie stars have been hooking up with their costars for years, and now IV actors are getting in on the action. Case in point: Dexter's Michael C. Hall and Jennifer...

Ashley Tisdale gets fierce: with a crazy-hot acting career, a new album, and a gorgeous boyfriend, she's ready to show the world a different side. Trust us, these sexy pics only begin to tell the story.(COSMO NEWS: Interview)(Interview)(Cover story)
April 1, 2009... After a chase with the paparazzi, Ashley Tisdale has landed at a recording studio in Burbank, California, to play samples from her new record. Tided Guilty Pleasure, it is being released later on this spring. "It's edgy," says Ashley, taking a...

Why the Obamas' love is so sexy.(COSMO NEWS: Relationships)(Michelle and Barack Obama )
April 1, 2009... A certain amount of PDA among the newly coupled or recoupled is to be expected (think Drew Barrymore and... well, take your pick), but in people who have been married for 16 years? Impressive. And when those two are the First Couple?...

Refined or rockin'?(COSMO NEWS: Beauty Stakeout)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... We asked 100 people on the street whether they prefer these stunning stars with an edgy vibe or a more romantic look. Megan Fox [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] REFINED 49% ROCKIN' 51% Alicia Keys [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] ...

The best sex life: who's got it.(COSMO NEWS)
April 1, 2009... According to body-language expert Lillian Glass, PhD, you can tell a lot about someone's bedroom behavior just by looking at them. So we had her reveal which of these celebs are getting more loving--the singles or the couples. SINGLE GUYS...

Sexy vs. skanky.(COSMO NEWS)(Table)
April 1, 2009... sexy vs. skanky sexy skanky Showing off your Pulling a wedgie perfect butt out of your butt Posing in public Peeing in a public place Boobs...

Love hurts.(confessions: Cosmo readers share their most shocking stories and steamiest secrets.)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... "One night, a former boyfriend was taking me home after I met his parents. We were going, around a curve when he leaned over and gave me a kiss. I pushed him away and told him to keep his eyes on the road, but he laughed and leaned in again....

Do you know where that's been?!(confessions: Cosmo readers share their most shocking stories and steamiest secrets.)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... "My coworkers and I love to share funny clips from YouTube. Since we spend a lot of time online, my boss will check out our computers to make sure we haven't accidentally uploaded any viruses. One morning, the wire from my bra was bothering me,...

A stranger is watching.(confessions: Cosmo readers share their most shocking stories and steamiest secrets.)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... "I had visited a friend in the city and was taking the train home. The station wasn't far, and I decided to walk. On the way, it started raining, and I became disoriented. A cute guy approached me and asked if I was lost. He was on his way to...

Diagnosis: humiliation.(confessions: Cosmo readers share their most shocking stories and steamiest secrets.)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] "I came down with a terrible sore throat, and it got so bad that I had to go to the ER. After hours of waiting, I ended up with the hottest young doctor. I was embarrassed enough that I sounded like a man, but then...

Faking it.(confessions: Cosmo readers share their most shocking stories and steamiest secrets.)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... "I got into a fight with my roommate and decided to sleep at my parents' place since they were away. I ended up going out and meeting a guy, and we hooked up all over the house and fell asleep in my bed. In the morning, I awoke to the front...

Damage control.(confessions: Cosmo readers share their most shocking stories and steamiest secrets.)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] "Say something like 'Wow, could I have picked a worse week to skip laundry day?' You're letting him know that you don't usually go for the granny-panties look, and cracking a joke at your own expense shows you don't...

Ride 'em cowboy.(GUY confessions: Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... "A former girlfriend grew up on a farm and was really into horseback riding. The first time I went home with her, she insisted we go on a trail ride. I had never been on a horse before and was nervous about it, but I agreed. Halfway through the...

Holy $#&*!(GUY confessions: Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... "I found out that one of my really good buddies had made a play for this girl I'd been dating, and I was livid. It was right before midterms, and he had been holed up every night, working hard on a 20-page term paper. The night before the paper...

Gossip guy.(GUY confessions: Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... "I had a huge crush on this girl, Lisa, back in college, and a few years after we graduated, I bumped into her at a party. We started talking, and I was definitely trying to flirt with her. We were catching up when I caught sight of a guy I...

Bathroom humor.(GUY confessions: Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... "My coworker and I have this prank war going on--mature, I know. One morning, I was in the bathroom and heard my friend's voice on his way in. Thinking it would be funny to scare him, I put my back up against the wall and waited for him to open...

Totally twisted.(GUY confessions: Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... "I had been dating this girl for a few weeks. We hadn't had sex yet--just a few make-out sessions. I was dying to take it further, and one night, we ended up totally naked as we were fooling around. When she finally asked me to get a condom, I...

Hot-guy blooper.(GUY confessions: Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] "I was getting drinks with a girl I really liked. The bar was hosting an event for a new drink, and the mascot was a big, hairy ape. Clearly, my date was not interested in me--she ditched me for the sweaty dude under...

Unnatural beauty.(GUY confessions: Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... "I was going on a date and bummed about the huge zit I had on my chin. I live with my sister, and I decided to dig through her makeup bag. I patted some flesh-colored stuff over the pimple and was so pleased with how it looked that I used it on...

Body issues.(GUY confessions: Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... "I was out one night and struck up a conversation with this really cool girl. One of her friends was supertiny, and I made a comment about how petite she was. The girl l was talking to gestured to the height difference between me and her and...

Caught, then cut loose.(GUY confessions: Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... 'My roommates and I threw a huge party, and I invited two girls--one I really liked and one I kept as a backup. Well, the backup girl showed up first, and we started hooking up. While we were messing around, the girl l really liked arrived and...

Let's get physical.(GUY confessions: Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... "I was doing the automatic 5-minute cooldown after my run on the treadmill. After each minute, the speed drops, so by the end, I was walking at a very slow pace. When the time ran out, I stopped walking and let myself glide backward, thinking...

The man report: guys' heads are hard to crack. So Cosmo editor Ky Henderson offers some insight into his baffling gender.(Man Manual)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... Chart His Mood: At the Mall So what exactly is going through his head when you drag him, er, bring him shopping? [GRAPHIC OMITTED] DUMB ADVICE YOUR GUY IS GETTING [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] "Never buy random gifts for your...

TV's sexiest bad boys.(Man Manual)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... Here comes trouble... and damn, it looks good! Their characters have been labeled a-holes, cheaters, or just plain cocky. But despite their wicked ways, we 'still can't get enough of them. (Okay, you can stop with the drooling.) ...

Good lover ... or good-bye? It sucks when a hottie isn't so hot in bed. Here are some surprising tip-offs to his, uh, skills.(Man Manual: guy spy)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] He admits he's a fan of The Hills. A guy who doesn't take himself too seriously (think revealing a funny but embarrassing story or racking up pool balls even if he's lousy at the game) will probably have an equally...

72%.(Man Manual: guy spy)
April 1, 2009... 72% of guys have pulled the "slow fade" to avoid breaking up with a girl. SOURCE: COSMO WEB POLL

"Do they talk about hookups?".(THE STUFF HE WON'T REVEAL)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Yes, but not the way you and your friends do. Women tend to share details about a hookup with a new guy, but men keep it to a minimum, especially when they're with their crew. "He'll say if it was good or bad and...

Read between his lines.(Man manual: guy spy)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... HE SAYS: "She was too clingy." [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] HE MEANS: "I don't do well with commitment." SOURCE: LORI HOLLANDER, LICENSED COUPLES AND SEX THERAPIST IN ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN

Postsex moves he'll love: believe it or not, what you do after getting busy can be as meaningful as what you did during the act.(Man Manual: his point of view)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] You were great in bed--as evidenced by the fact that he's been lying there mumbling "Wow" since you finished. But it's no time to rest on your laurels. Fact is, your after-sex behavior makes a major impression. ...

"Things that ruin the moment".(GUYS SPEAK OUT)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] "I would not be happy if a girl walked around my apartment naked after sex instead of getting dressed--I have two roommates." --Brian Wrensen [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] "It would definitely be a turn-off if...

Create a sex goddess.(Man Manual: cosmo for your guy)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Here's a news flash: The more confident a woman feels, the more she wants sex... and the more she enjoys it. Now, do you really need any additional convincing to try out these ego boosters? Say Her Name You...

She's jealous of female Facebook friends.(MYTH OF THE MONTH)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... "Do you really think I just sit at my computer all day, stalking your profile? I have too much going on to even notice, let alone worry about how those girls might know you." --KATELYN, 32 "Yes, I'm a little curious about who those...

Simon Baker.(Man Manual)(Interview)
April 1, 2009... Not long ago, we had to be satisfied with intermittent glimpses of Simon Baker in movies like 2006's The Devil Wears Prada and Something New. But now the sexy Aussie has the number one new show on television, The Mentalist, he's available in...

Ridiculously good deals.(fun fearless fashion)(Buyers guide)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... Excellent stuff that's stylish and cheap.... Have we died and to fashion heaven? Red Patent Bag Forever 21 $26.80, forever21.com [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Print Sundress Victoria's Secret PINK, $54.50, vspink.com [ILLUSTRATION...

The best trends for your body.(fun fearless fashion)(Buyers guide)
April 1, 2009... Good news for everyone with a hard-to-fit feature (in other words, all of us): There's a spring look perfectly suited for your figure. Ruffled Dress BEST FOR A SMALL CHEST The frilly top creates fullness, and with a hemline that...

Guilt-free designer finds.(fun fearless fashion)(Buyers guide)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... Some of the top names in fashion have created lower-priced lines this are our faves. Adam Lippes For Mango We love his sexy city-girl designs (think Serena's style without the Upper East Side price tag). $220 Adam for Mango,...

The still-hot list.(fun fearless fashion)(Buyers guide)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... These fads were supposed to be a fling... but it turns out, they're worth committing to. 1 Miniskirts High hemlines are here to stay. For a fresh take, look for minis in bright colors or with delicate prints. Skirt, Madewell,...

Style secrets.(fun fearless fashion)(Buyers guide)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... Brilliant insider advice that will revamp your wardrobe without the credit-card hangover Personalize Jewelry Upcycling--taking old stuff and transforming it into something new and better--is so in. String a few rings you already own...

Sexy ways to go green.
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] You've banished bottled water from your fridge and vowed to hit the lights whenever you leave the room. Now that you're in the green groove, it's time to add a little ecospice to your love life. Here, the hottest...

New uses for unwanted beauty buys.(beauty NEWS: The hot trends, tips, and stuff you've gotta try this month)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... Have you ever gotten tired of a purchase right after you bought it? Instead of tossing it, check out our reinvention ideas. Body Lotion You stocked up on a big bottle of cream you don't use. + Bronzer Mix with loose...

Help for mini brow mishaps.(beauty NEWS: The hot trends, tips, and stuff you've gotta try this month)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Get solutions to your at-home tweezing mistakes with these easy fixes. * Brow goof: You overplucked. Solution: With thin strokes, use a pencil (like Maybelline Define-a-Brow, $6.95) to fill in any gaps....

We asked 100 guys on the street ...(beauty NEWS: The hot trends, tips, and stuff you've gotta try this month)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] "What do you notice first on a girl: her eyes or lips?" Enhance eyes with A vibrating mascara, Like Lancome Oscillation, $34. Results: 19% lips 81% eyes Note: Table made from pie chart.

Low-key lip bling.(CELEB LOOK)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] You want your mouth to stand out, but a glitzy pout can look overdone and too obvious. Give lips a perfect glisten by applying a gloss (try Revlon Beyond Natural cream lip gloss in Deep Spice, $7.99), then dabbing a...

3 tricks to make coloring your hair healthier.(Cosmo Hair)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... The next time you dye your mane, follow these simple steps to prevent any accidental damage. BEFORE... Avoid washing your hair for 24 hours. Shampooing roughs up your scalp, which can lead to irritation when you color. DURING......

How to keep a side-swept style in place.(Cosmo Hair)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... Pushing your hair to one side is easy, but making sure it's there for the night is a different story. Use this pro stay-put method. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] 1. Comb a gel (fry Tresemme 24 Hour Spray Gel, $3.99) through wet strands. ...

Dirty, sexy hair.(Cosmo Hair)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... Who knew the key to getting great Texture was skipping a shampoo? Celebs are stepping out with an Unpolished look that guys love. If you don't have time to wash, pull hair into a messy bun and let pieces fall out in front.

For waves that last ...(Cosmo Hair)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... It sucks when you curl your strands and, five minutes later, they go flat. Next time, do this: Curl a section, then cup it in your hand for 20 seconds. It'll set the coil so it holds its shape longer. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED]

Green beauty awards.(beauty LOOT)(Buyers guide)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... Want to be more ecofriendly? Switch to one of these planet-loving picks--voted tops by the Cosmo beauty team. Best Eye Opener These paraben-free shadows pack hues that won't fade by lunch. Almay Pure Blends eye shadow, $7.49. ...

Beauty Q+A.(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... Every month, we answer a bunch of your burning beauty questions. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Q How do I get my liner as close to my lashes as possible? A Use a dark cream eyeliner and a small stiff brush to get between the roots of your...

Get soft and sexy all over: right about now, you're coming off a long season of dry, dull, and pasty skin. Well, prepare to look gorgeous again, because we have a slew of spa-inspired moves that'll leave you smooth and glowing from head to toe.(COSMO BEAUTY BOOK)(Buyers guide)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] We know you've cut back on unnecessary spending, including spa-ing. And while professional pampering can be amazing, it's not the only route toward getting radiant skin. If you' re willing to forgo the fancy robe and...

AnnaLynne McCord.(fun fearless female: Celeb Spotlight)(Interview)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... She's so convincing playing frigid bitches on 90210 and Nip/Tuck that it's hard to picture AnnaLynne McCord as anything but evil. Spend any amount of time with her, though, and you'll realize this sexy Southerner is equally charming and candid....

Get back that crazy-in-love buzz.(Romance Booster)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Been together awhile? Congrats! Now, discover the key to keeping things as hot as they are cozy. REVERSE ROLES. Inject a little variety into your routine by switching tasks. If you usually do the cooking (or walk...

Food for thought.(Love & Lust: Couples)
April 1, 2009... How long has it been since the two of you stayed in bed one a.m. and let all calls go unanswered.

"He rarely compliments me anymore.".(Spat of the Month)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... He likely doesn't think there's a reason to--you're already a couple, and the task-oriented male brain sees no need to woo you with praise. Plus, guys don't get how much women dig hearing "Damn, you look hot!" on repeat. Clue him in like this:...

A morning he won't soon forget.(Blow-His-Mind Tip)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] After your guy steps into the shower, slip in and treat him to a sudsy massage. Caress his scalp as you shampoo his hair, then run a loofah down his back. The steamy water and confined space will put him in the mood...

Yes, you have a G-spot: new research confirms it: all women have one--that mysterious little area capable of producing insane pleasure. Here's everything you need to know to work its magic.(Love & Lust)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Even if you haven't personally experienced its power, you've heard about the G-spot: an erogenous zone located inside the vagina that can produce some pretty intense sensations. Thing is, it can also produce some...

The 50 best relationship tips ever: falling in love? Easy. Staying in love? Not always so easy. Which is why you need Cosmo's crash course in romance reality. So sit down, girl. It's time we had "the talk.".(Love & Lust)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Sure, we give lots of great love advice every month--so how can we top that? By putting together our greatest hits: a list of the most dead-on tips we've ever heard. We assembled an all-star team of psychologists,...

Sex that brings you closer: great sex can be sweaty and a little bit wicked, but with these lips, it can also be damn romantic. Don't worry--we're not gonna tell you to sprinkle the bed with rose petals.(Love & Lust)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Wild hookups that make you wish you had soundproof walls and indestructible bedsprings are a blast, but you probably sometimes crave sex that enhances the emotional and mental closeness between you and your guy. And...

What to do when your guy's on the small side: even a less-than-ginormous package can feel instantly bigger with Cosmo's guide to workin' it. Here's our sizewise reality check.(Love & Lust)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Pick up any steamy novel and you'll find the same time-honored scenario: He drops his pants, and she drops her jaw. He's long, hard, impressive... heck, he's huge. And while many real-life women also admit to loving...

Can Google doom a date? Of course you're eager to ask the Internet about a new guy, and it's usually a smart move. But there's one time when you must resist the temptation.(Love & Lust)
April 1, 2009... Try to imagine life before Google. How on earth did anyone find a pesto recipe at a moment's notice? Or check movie times? Or do homework on a prospective date? Yes, these days, it's virtually impossible to resist running an Internet...

Ask him anything: advice from our guy guru, Jonathan Small.(Love & Lust)(Column)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] QUESTION: My boyfriend has one female friend. They're really dose, they hang out by themselves, he never asks me to join them, and oh, yeah--she's gorgeous. Is he going to cheat on me with her?. ANSWER: Ah, the...

The Cosmo couple quiz.(Love & Lust)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Even if you and your guy have been together for a while, there's a ton of fascinating stuff you probably don't know because it doesn't surface in everyday conversation. So we assembled a list of outside-the-box...

"I donated a kidney to my fiance": after her boyfriend was diagnosed with a life-threatening disease, Liz Kelly, 28, made a selfless decision that ultimately saved his life.(Real-Life Reads: THE COSMO POST)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] I met Matt almost nine years ago, while we were both working at a clothing store in Massachusetts. I thought he was cute and was excited when he asked me out one night 'after work. He was so nervous that he dropped...

Confessions of a third wife.(Real-Life Reads: THE COSMO POST)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] He already had two ex-wives when they met. So she had to wonder whether the third time would be a charm... or a curse. When I met Graham (not his real name), I figured he was bad news. A mutual friend introduced...

"I was drugged and raped by two men".(Real-Life Reads)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] She'd gone to a club with a group of friends--what could be safer? But she woke up the next day in another state, in bed with a stranger, and with almost no memory of what had happened the night before. Read on for...

Totally rock a dinner party.(You You You: The Single Girl's Bible)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Colin Cowie, author of Colin Cowie Wedding Chic, tells how to make a standout impression. Look glamorous. Better to overdress than be too casual--it shows you put in effort. Arrive no more than 15 minutes...

The between-boyfriends to-do list.(You You You: The Single Girl's Bible)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] (You'll Kick Yourself Later If You Don't!) 1 Make out with a random guy who's completely not your type just because he's mad hot. 2 Take a trip alone. (Or go with a friend but spend some time separately.)...

No-sweat ways to ask out a guy.(You You You: The Single Girl's Bible)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... Of course he'd be psyched if you said, "You're damn hot. Let's get together." But who wants to go out on a limb when you're not sure yet if the chemistry is mutual? Here, under-the-radar ways to put it out there. * Invite him to join you...

Solo ritual to start.(You You You: The Single Girl's Bible)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... Upgrade your weekend breakfast. For a dish that is as delicious as dessert but still has protein, mix brown sugar, honey, and strawberries into full-fat yogurt. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED]

Convo starters.(You You You: The Single Girl's Bible)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... * Men can suffer from postpartum depression too. The cause is a mixture of hormonal fluctuations, pressure to be the breadwinner, and a drop in attention from their partner. * Three-quarters of women and a quarter of men admit to with an...

How to jump-start a car.(You You You: The Single Girl's Bible)(Brief article)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Step 1 Turn off both cars. Open their hoods, and locate their batteries. (Consult the owner's manuals if you can't find them.) Next, get out jumper cables, which you should always keep in your trunk. ...

Love your life: there are sexy little tricks to making everything you do richer and more enjoyable. The secret? Tune in to your five senses during key moments throughout your daily routine. Here, how to lead a sensuous, blissful existence.(You You You)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] It's easy to become so caught up in the busyness of life that you power through your day without taking time to notice your surroundings. But surviving on autopilot lets tons of opportunities for happiness slip by....

How to fireproof your job: the pink slips are flying in today's lousy economy. Here's what to do to cover our ass before one lands on your desk.(You You You)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] The recession hasn't put everyone's job in jeopardy. If you're the boss's favorite, the top salesperson, and the office whiz kid all rolled into one, then... well, actually, you could still be laid off. And some...

Foods that melt flab away: regular dieting is old school ... and boring. Eat the stuff that puts your metabolism on high speed to burn mucho calories.(You You You)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Green Tea One ingredient, caffeine, is a stimulant that raises your heart rate and compels your system to burn calories faster. Plus, green tea has catechins, substances that some experts believe help burn belly...

Bitch it out! When rude, obnoxious, or just plain ludicrous situations work your last nerve, there's only one thing to do: vent here!(You You You)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Seat Hog "Recently, there was a wait at my salon, and all the chairs in the front area were taken. So I had to stand for half an hour while this guy thought it was okay to take up two seats. Let's have some...

The secret thoughts of men: they fess up to all their dirty, shameful, and yes, occasionally charming inner dialogue. You'd better hold on to the magazine with two hands.(GUYS UNCENSORED)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Here's the truth: Guys aren't always as clueless as they'd like you to believe. Sure, if you've ever asked your boyfriend what he's thinking and gotten a blank look, it may have been because he was daydreaming about...

A dating coach gives his no-bs tips: if you're not getting asked out on second dates or, worse, not getting asked out at all, former Cosmo Bachelor Steven Ward, professional matchmaker and host of the new VH1 show Tough Love, has some helpful (and yeah, at times harsh) advice.(Totally Cosmo)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] It's tough to understand why guys say they are going to call and then don't follow through. But instead of wasting time overanalyzing all the possibilities with girlfriends, we went directly to a guy (a hot one, by...

15 things you should never apologize for: saying sorry for this stuff undermines mea culpas when you do mean them. These are times it's better to be bitchy.(Totally Cosmo)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] 1 Ordering a Real Dessert You don't work your ass off on the stair-climber just to settle for pansy low-cal sorbet. 2 Someone Else's Bad Day A friend snaps at you and you're expected to say sorry?...

"How I totally blew it with a new guy": readers share their embarrassing--and hilarious--tales of accidentally ending relationships before they even began.(Totally Cosmo)
April 1, 2009... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] TMI: Extreme Edition "I'd been flirting with my hot coworker for a few weeks when he asked to borrow a movie I'd mentioned over lunch one day. When he said he would come by my place to pick it up, I decided to put on...

Surf's up.(Fashion and Beauty Now)(Buyers guide)
April 1, 2009... Some of the season's sexiest styles are bold colorful, and influenced by '80s neon and scuba wear. They're sure to catch the eye of every beach babe in sight. Kowabunga! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] The poor guys lost their shirts, and she...